![]() No time to shower? Wash off armpits and apply a thick layer of perfume all over body. We can go four days without washing hair and validate it by using dry shampoo. We go extended periods of time without washing our hair. ![]() Typically we don’t learn our lesson, and this will happen about seven more times. Then we forget underwear is in sink and subsequently horrify a visitor that goes to wash their hands. We will then leave said underwear in sink whilst going about our day. And then we’ll rinse out our underwear in the sink. There are just too many period-related truths about girls, and this particular one simply can’t be left out. Gross, or just another way to conserve water? You be the judge. Extra gross points for those who go the whole day like this due to being busy/in class/working. We’ve been forced to use rolled-up toilet paper upon discovering that our period just started. And here’s our logic: I didn’t sweat today, so there’s no need to wear a different bra tomorrow. We’ve worn the same bra for…an undetermined, yet very very long amount of time. If I have a booger and no tissues, I’m not going to wait until I can find a tissue - that’s just weird. Lots of times it’ll happen while driving. We pick our noses too.Īnd regularly, I might add. Too lazy to shave our armpits? Shirt with sleeves it is. If we’re wearing pants we probably didn’t shave last night. *Checks stomach in mirror to see how much flatter it got* 2. Considering females fall under the category of “everybody,” this constitutes that we - yes, we - poop. Let’s start out with the obvious: EVERYBODY POOPS. That perfection is about to be seriously compromised. Guys: You might not want to read this if you have a girl in your life that you view as perfect. Girls: I’m sorry for exposing our truths to the world, but it needs to be done. Well - excuse me, but hahaha - that couldn’t be farther from the truth. The songs in second place to feature the least amount of vocalists are Circles, Does Everybody in the World Have to Die, Ghost, I'll Be There, Kill Everyone, Lion, Outside, Paradise Lost, Party By Myself, Pour Me, S.C.A.V.A., Take Me Home, The Diary, and Cashed Out which all feature only two vocalists.Girls are supposed to be feminine, dainty, clean, fresh and put-together all of the time.Due to there being only one vocalist throughout the entire song, this song features the least amount of vocalists in any song by the band.This song samples the chorus of Knife Called Lust during the bridge and outro.This is the first song by Hollywood Undead to feature only one vocalist, which is Deuce.Danny Lohner - additional guitars, additional production.Deuce - guitar, production, programming, vocals.You can meet me here in heaven, don't you ever let me go Will you meet me when it's over? Let me know What will happen to my soul? Will I come back? I don't know Something's wrong, is this destiny or am I going home? I look up into the sky as the gates to heaven open I look down, I see Sigh as she's crying on my mama's shoulder Let these words strengthen all your viewsĪnd now I'm floating right above my coffin as it closes So when my body burns in ashes, only sing the truth Without rules but buried underneath, there's a picture glued Maybe one day we can choose how it feels to be a woman or a man You can see that good men only come in fewĮven in our greatest moments, we may win or we may loseĮvery song's got its rules, you've got to learn to make it through I'll sing you one last song and then I'm gone Only few can sing like lions 'cause we sing until we're goneĪnd we've got each other's backs until we're back where we belongĪ woman held my shield and through the battles we did wrongĪ man who taught me wisdom through the static we recallĪnd maybe when we're gone, our names will echo through the starsĮvery start's got its ending even when we've learned to rise above it all Millions tend to crawl, but only those who choose can make it through this all This Love, This Hate is the fourth single released from Hollywood Undead's debut album, Swan Songs.ĭeuce: In a time of need, only few can see what's wrong
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